The football-playing turkey
|The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large...
The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring…
The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring a cashierandwas down to...
Island Blondes
There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers...
Centipede
One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football...
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks…
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks:Guy: Can I...
17 Facts of Life
1. Psychiatrists say that one of four people are mentally ill. Check three friends....
A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students…
A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students to sketch a naked...
How does physics save lives?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
A WOMANS SCHEDULE
A WOMAN’S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5....