Top 10 Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
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The programmer’s cheer
|Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!
Normal traffic stop
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
He had his own frog horn!
|Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?He had his own frog horn!
R.A.P.
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Overpopulation
Two country doctors out in the hills of West Virginia were discussing the population...
Golf lessons
A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them areplaying like...
I want to see something really cheap
|After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would...
The three legged chicken
A man was driving down a country road one day at 45 miles per...
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...