Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...
Ice Cubes
Q: Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde’s freezer? A: She forgot...
Genie and Mother-in-law
A man finds a lamp and decides to rub the dust off. Then, you...
Ebonics Xmas
Wuz de night befo CrismusAn all ober de hoodEverybody wuz sleepin’Day wuz sleepin’ good....
Superbowl
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Making Babies
Little Johnny is walking with his father in the park and they see two...
Careful Now
Then there’s the woman who goes to the dentist.As he leans over to begin...
Economics astrology
|An econometrician and an astrologer are arguing about their subjects.The astrologer says, “Astrology is...
Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...
Part of the service
|Polceman: “I’m afraid that I’m going to have to lock you up for the...