Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
Only in America do we use the word ‘politics’…
Only in America… do we use the word ‘politics’ to describethe process so well:...
Bonkistry
Bonkistry Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught for about a zillion yearsby Professor...
Two Black Eyes
Jack was returning to work Monday morning with two black eyes. His work mates...
Shoe shopping
A man walks into a shoe store… …and tries on a pair of shoes....
Random Blonde Jokes
How did the blonde try to kill the bird…she threw it off of a...
The other day my house caught fire…
The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, “Shouldn’t be a...
did you hear about…
Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
Bill Clinton in Hell
Bill Clinton dies and goes to hell. Satan is giving him a VIP tour,...
The Darwin Awards
|The long awaited 1999 Darwin “Natural Selection” Awards have been released! These awards are...