True announcements during Sunday service
And once again the low self-esteem therapy group meets here at theSalvation Army Hall...
Kid Sayings!
A four year old girl was learning to say the Lord’s Prayer. She was...
New Rules!
Dear Employee:As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we...
When Reaches Orgasm
Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?A1: She drops her nail-file!A2:...
Legion Camel #3
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? Nothing, you told...
Longest word
What’s the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!
Pool table
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she’ll rack your balls.
Looks bad on resume cover letters
|1. I’m really keen to work for you, I hear the drugs are good.2....
Questions and Answers!
Q: What’s the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A...