Fleas
Q: What did one flea say to the other flea? A: Shall we walk...
Name A Fawn…
Q: Name a fawn, a lawn and a yawn.A: Bambi, the White House grounds,...
The man approached the very beautiful woman…
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, “You...
A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand…
A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand. Thedoctor...
Marooned
An American, an Australian and an Irishman were stranded on an island for several...
A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!
Control
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical…
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came...
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy…
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of...
Lawyer’s Translation
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to...