Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage....
To Buxom Waitress:
Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress(reading her name tag)?A:...
Fly Buzzing
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head?A: A Space...
Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...
Christmas flavor
Three men die in a car accident on Christmas Eve. They all find themselves...
This snow plow driver from North Dakota…
This snow plow driver from North Dakota got married. He and his new Bride...
How does a blond turn on the light after sex
? She opens the car door.
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other…
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other at thelocal bar. One...