Mr. Johnson
Mr. Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip toLouisiana. He immediately...
The Blonde and the Shepherd
There was this blonde girl who had gotten fed up with blonde jokes, so...
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
A political man to a woman…
A political man to a woman, “You look beautiful today!!!!”The woman replied, “Thanks, but...
Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.
Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.10. “Sorry...
The problem with Santa!
1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of...
Like to screw?
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date.He’s a...
A businessman boards a flight…
66.A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to...
She was so blond…
She was so blond, she thought Boys II Men was a daycare center.