Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
Mickey: No Divorce From Minnie
The judge said to Mickey “I can not grant you a divorce from Minney,...
Flying!
Q: Why did the blond jump off the bridge?A: To see if her maxipad...
Windows 95
Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP
What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
What’s 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?Crib death.
Blonde on a Cruise!
A Blonde walks into a Restaraunt, and she goes straight to the bulletin board...
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?
Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?She wanted to save a...
Broken leg
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the...
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...