Secret
This guy walks into a bar and two steps in realizes it’s a gay...
A new way to loose weight
A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor...
Be Politically Correct With Women
She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE – She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT. She is not...
What Tax?
This kid walks into the pharmacy: “I’ve a hot date tonight, a sure thing,...
Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
The Shrink’s Revenge!
A distraught man went to a psychiatrist and exclaimed, “Doctor, I believe that I...
Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.
Unfaithful Mates
Otis, Henry, and Tom were sitting in a bar discussing their wives. Henry started...
Marriage quotes 14
|Married life is full of excitement and frustration:* In the first year of marriage,...