Show Me Your License
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
The Line
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!
Giving away a horse
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...
Why do women get PMS?
Why do women get PMS?THEY JUST FUCKING DO ALRIGHT!?
Appeal
An attorney passed on and found himself in heaven. But not at all happy...
Kids and Religion!
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss...
The New Priest
A new priest was beginning in the Church confessional. His predecessor had given him...
between a fly and a bird
|What is the difference between a fly and a bird?A bird can fly but...
Clinton is in Heaven
President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. “Who goes there?” inquired St....