Grenade
Q: What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you? A:...
Pantsy Golfer
Q: Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?A: Just in case he...
Effective Ointment
Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other,...
What is every Amish womans private fantasy?
Question: What is every Amish woman’s private fantasy? Answer: Two Mennonite!
Expensive Fishing Trip
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the...
Knock Knock Jokes 16
Knock Knock Who’s there? Almond! Almond who? Almond the side of the law! Knock...
Travel on the plane
|For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane...
Forgive me I have sinned…
A man goes to the confessional and begins “Forgive me Father, for I have...
Yo Momma Jackpot!
Yo mama’s like…- Yo mama’s like a T.V., even a two-year-old could turn her...
Beware of drunken bears
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...