Your Momma’s So Fat..
Your momma’s so fat the only time she sees “90210″ is when she’s on...
Yo mama’s head so large
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts. Yo mama...
Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
Read The Manual Please!
IMPORTANT! READ THIS BEFORE USING YOUR NEW DEVICECongratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine...
What’s the definition of bravery?
What’s the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
How do you keep an idiot occupied?
How do you keep a idiot occupied?(Scroll Down) . . . . . ....
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
Variation of return your keys
|Another twist to this would be to distribute fifteen blank keys to male friends...
Some Horny Guy
Once Upon A Time, there was a married woman, and she was not happy...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?- To escape an oppressive military regime.