Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Breakfast was my idea
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
Judge has some fun
|A judge grew tired of seeing the same town drunk in front of his...
Better Late Than Never?……..
Ninety-four-year-old Mrs. Hatcher showed up at her lawyer’s office one Monday morning. “I want...
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man…
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man.He says to her, “What’s...
Psychiatrist Definitions
Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for...
Who is Drunk?????
The Five Stages Of DrunkenessStage 1 – CLEVERThis is when you suddenly become an...
A mute was walking down the street one day…
A mute was walking down the street one day and chanced upon a friend...
Travel in a sailboat
|The banker fell overboard from a friend’s sailboat.The friend grabbed a life preserver, held...
Top 10 Halloween Things…
Top 10 Halloween Things That Sound Dirty…10. She’s a goblin!9. I’d like to get...