A Peg-legged Halloween!
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a...
Windows 2000 Errors!
The following are new Error Messages are planned for Windows 2000:1) Smash forehead on...
Polak and Robot
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for...
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen?
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen? Yeah…the...
The Pope vs. the Queen
The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of...
How can you tell Doc?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked.While he was sitting...
Whats the difference…
Whats the difference between a pig and a fox?.A 12-pack of beer!
Two Statues
There are two statues standing in the woods. They have been there standing on...
Phone keeps ringing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
I want to take money with me
|As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...