Real advertisements 03
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Toaster:...
Would You Remarry?
Husband: Honey, if I died, would you get remarried? Wife: Well, I suppose so.Husband:...
Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...
House explosion
You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and...
A couple of geezers were sitting…
A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, havinga...
Excerpts from the rural life
A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for...
Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...
The Russian who made a wish.
A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying...
The truth about beer.
Yesterday, after extensive testing, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones…...
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building…
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building with asign “Hans Olaffsen’s...