Real classified ads 03
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
Restroom wall graffiti!
You can learn a lot from reading the graffiti in a bathroom, library or...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Not me Sarge!
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
Farmer Joe and his Mule
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take...
How do you play Iraqi bingo?
How do you play Iraqi bingo?F18…B52…F18Sent by Onky
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world…
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level....
What should I do then?
|Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor:...
How can you tell Doc?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked.While he was sitting...