Tattoo Parlour
A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VII
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Maid to order!
A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night goes to his mother...
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon…
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon. They...
Getting Old
Dear Maevis,I have become a little older since I saw you last and a...
An advantage of being with an older woman
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5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
Hamsterdam!
|Where do hamsters come from?Hamsterdam!
It was their first date…
It was their first date, and she’d shown the patience of a saint as...