Blonde quickies 231-240
231. Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides...
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait that long)2) Thou...
How’s business?
|Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.”How?s business?” asked the first.”Rotten,”...
Why are blond jokes so short?
|Why are blond jokes so short?So men can remember them!
You’re a Statue
A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The...
The two bee’s
Two bees ran into each other. One asked the other how things were going.”Really...
God Does Have A Sense of Humor
A man was praying to God. He said, “God!?” God responded, “Yes?” And the...
What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?
Q: What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?A:...
What language do the Vatican Police speak?
What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!
Appropriate Penance
A Priest gets a call from one of his golfing buddies on a Saturday...