My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
Two fags were walking down the street and…
Two fags were walking down the street and passed a handsome guy. Onefag turned...
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman
|An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for the opening ceremonies...
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?When the big hand is on...
Blind Golf?
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning at thethird tee...
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
He was de-lighted!
|What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!
Bill
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should?A: Stick...
The programmer’s cheer
|Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!
how much of that stack
|”And how much of that stack of hay did you steal, Kavanaugh?” the priest...