Top Things You Should Not Say To A Judge
“I got your community service right here pal!” “Boy your chamber sure does look...
HoHoHo
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper?He sold his soul to Santa!
Totally Useless Info
1. Coca-cola was originally green.2. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than...
Kermit the Frog
|Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with...
A logical question
If Kenneth Starr can extend his probe, what is wrong with Clinton doing the...
Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None!...
Chemistry’s greatest achivement?
What is chemistry’s greatest achievement …… Artificial blondes!
Little johnny at school
One day at the end of class little Johnny’s teacher has the class go...
Yo’ Momma is…
Yo’ Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was...