Commercial
Commercial:Do Seagulls Circle your house?Does your boyfriend sing ” The shrimp boats are coming”?Do...
What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law
One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
Fire Truck
A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when...
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
A doctor fell into a well once…
A doctor fell into a well once.He learned to tend to the sick and...
What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar?
Question: What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? Answer:...
Fly Buzzing
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head?A: A Space...