How do guys in jail…..
How do prisoners in jail talk to each other?With their cell phones!
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street…
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Oy, Abraham, I’m sorry to hear about that...
cross a frog with some mist
|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!
The Florist
A local florist just went out of business, but it was his own fault.He...
Found At Gyms and Bars
What can a woman find at both gyms and singles bars?Dumbbells.
The Blonde Deputy
A local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to...
Ho-down!
Why do black men not go square dancing?Every time some one yells “hoe down”,...
Native American trades
|An old Native American wanted a loan for $500. He approached his local banker....
Breakfast was my idea
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...