Once upon a time!
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter,...
They have webbed feet!
|Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!
Men Have Two Faults
Women have their faults. Men have only two. Everything they say and everything they...
Ebonics Christmas
Ebonics Crimmus PomeWuz de nite befo Crimmus An’ all ower de hood ereybody wuz’...
Disprove this!
A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb: Never be absolute, unless...
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
Troubles getting into heaven
Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...
What’s for Dinner?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals.The chief comes...
The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
Light ale!
|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?Light ale!