Little Johnny — being logical
Little Johnny A traveling salesman rings this doorbell. 10 year old little Johnny answers,...
Soviet Sausage Joke #1
Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon.Capitalism and Communism arrive...
Items from a teacher.
Thoughts from a school teacher:1. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile...
Bad news
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the...
Yet more Clinton Jokes!
One of the nation’s largest soup manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
Canadian driving!
How to identify a Canadian driver:1. – One hand on wheel, one hand on...
Wrong Shirt
A clerk was showing a lady a very nice dress shirt and tie.”Now this,”...
How all careers end
|How careers end… Lawyers are disbarred. Ministers are defrocked. Electricians are delighted. Far Eastern...
Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...