Responsible Husband
My ex-husband (or ex-wife) was very responsible. If anything went wrong, he was usually...
Whatever you want it to be
Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity
Kids tough question
|Kids can sometimes ask the toughest questions.Son: Father, Can I ask you a question?Father:...
If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
|The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there...
A young girl sees her father in the shower…
A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles...
He goes up the wall!
|What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!
Twice Over
A man was digging in his garden, when his shovel hit a hard object...
Top 10 signs of a bad christmas tree.
Top 10 signs you bought a bad christmas tree:10. Two feet tall, forty feet...
Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...
Arkansas Mother Writes Her Son
ARKANSAS MOTHER WRITES HER SONDearest Redneck Son, I’m writing this slow because I know...