Making Ends Meet
“We have a terrible time making ends meet on Bob’s income.” his wife told...
Ice Cubes
Q: Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde’s freezer? A: She forgot...
Engineers Laying Sod
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first...
What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...
The plane is crashing into the ocean
|Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes...
Top ten reasosn why it’s great to be American
You can have a woman president without electing her You can spell colour wrong...
A WOMANS SCHEDULE
A WOMAN’S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5....
It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency…
It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency,were traveling together...
What’s green and has wheels?
What’s green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels