A rather senile old lady went to her doctor…
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining ofdraining and a feeling...
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
CIA Agents and Bathroom
Q: What do CIA agents have to remember to go to the bathroom?A: The...
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie…
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. “You...
Little Johnny at it again!
The teacher was telling her 4th grade class about today’s lesson.”I’ll say a letter...
A word play
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
AL GORE I am!
Can we count them with our nose?Can we count them with our toes?Should we...
Lawyers on a flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Frog in a bank
A frog walks into his local bank and walks up to the counter.”I would...
Thankful he’s drunk
|The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb...