The Emergency
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving...
Elephants VI
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on...
Where’s my heart?
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death...
Prison vs. full-time job
|Prison life versus a full-time jobIn prison you spend the majority of your time...
Howard had felt guilty all day long…
Howard had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to...
Chain Letter Type IV
Chain Letter Type IVAs if you care, here is a poem that I wrote....
Lollihops!
|What’s a toads favorite sweet?Lollihops!
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.