Hard of Hearing Genie
OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar...
End of the World Reports
When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?USA Today:WE’RE...
Work for an operator
|The following are real conversations Directory Enquiries operators had with callers, as revealed in...
Nothing Works
I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I...
Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?
Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?one sip & you go out with...
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling…
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling. The pastor gets up and...
What does it mean when two lesbians make love?
Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn’t mean dick.
Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
Mommy Dearest!
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a...