Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom…
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom one day only catch him sitting on...
If You Love Something….
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was and...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...
Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!
Nature of Hell
A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It...
Great Reasons To Be A Guy
Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. Your orgasms are real....
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other…
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other at a bar...
Unusual State Laws
Connorsvill,Wisconsin:It is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female...
In the land of Oz
Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the HouseGingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in...