On Divorce
Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached…Tis better to have loved and lost….than have to...
Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...
Methods of execution
|There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
How long does it take for a woman to orgasm?
How long does it take for a woman to orgasm? Who cares?
The 25 BBS Commandments
|Thou shall love thy BBS with all thy heart and all thy bytes. Thou...
What’s the definition of the perfect woman?
Ok, I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for this one…What’s the...
Theory of the Stork
Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproduction,...
When you are young
|When you are young, you want to be the master of your fate and...
Simple Chinese
Dung On MAI Shu————I stepped in excrementAi Wan Tu Bang Yu———Let’s sleep togetherAi Bang...