New Year’s Resolutions
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Holiday Party Festivity Levels
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You can’t bring that dog in this bar
|A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
Equally qualified
Young man Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in...
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven…
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven.”Sorry, old...
A woman strode angrily into the large…
A woman strode angrily into the large drug-store-cum-general-store, slapped a package on the counter,...
Monica Lewinsky and a change machine?
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A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see…
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that theobituary for her...
Some horse-play
The newlywed couple were checking into the hotel. The new groom approached the desk...
Accidental Meeting
A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it’s a bad...