Redneck and a Trailer
Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: Somebody’s...
Discipline
Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you’ll get a...
Bar Chatup
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting...
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were…
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were at this party...
Easy Specimens
An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood,...
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
Shortest Book of the Month
Shortest Book of the Month:Ronald Reagan’s “Memories”
Women Bashing (oh-oh)
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...