The company president called the chief security guard…
The company president called the chief security guard into his office. “Chuck, we’ve received...
Commercial
Commercial:Do Seagulls Circle your house?Does your boyfriend sing ” The shrimp boats are coming”?Do...
Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...
Marriage Quotes 4
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut...
Jesus is watching You
A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. “Jesus is watching you,”...
Halloween funnies for kids!
Q. Why don’t witches like to ride their brooms when they’re angry?A. They’re afraid...
Bill Clinton & the Genie
One day Bill Clinton was walking down the beach when he found a genie...
Hair spray
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the...
Counting Sheep
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor....
Lawyer’s Translation
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to...