They Are Having Sex
Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon...
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
Carpooling
For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the...
Who’s got a bigger crotch?
There were three women sitting in a bar and they were discussinghow much their...
Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...
Soap dispenser
Two priests are off to the showers late one night.They undress and step in...
If Men Had PMS
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to...
The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
insults part 2
He’s so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He’s never slept...