Elephant With Thorn
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot....
An offense
Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
Stupid Insults 26/31
Running U.S. appliances on British current. Runs squares around the competition. Rusty springs in...
Polak Catches Wife In Affair
This Polak came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off...
Applying For A Job
A blonde was filling out a job application form. She quickly filled out the...
Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?It was too tight.
Miller Time
My husband has always taken the time to make love to me in a...
What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?
What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?? An ex-wife and...