‘Twas the Night before Finals
|T’was the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute...
The blind date had not been all that great and…
The blind date hadn’t been all that great and she was relieved the evening...
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
mosquito and a fly
|What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?Try sewing buttons on a...
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked…
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked the other, “Do you...
Blonde and 747 Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?A: Not everyone has...
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks…
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,”Do you have pigs...
Wedding Tragedy
What is a wedding tragedy?To marry a man for love, and then find out...
Revised Christmas days
|Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the “Twelve Days of...
Sound Dirty In Law But Aren’t:
Things That Sound Dirty In Law But Aren’t…Have you looked through her briefs?He is...