Pocket Drinker
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double...
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise…
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthdaysurprise by buying her...
Groundhog Day
“I bet you don’t know what day this is”, said the wife toher husband...
Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
Trust thy friend…
The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his...
Tech Glossary
486: The average IQ needed to understand a PC.State-of-the-art: Any computer you can’t afford....
Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
The Letter D Pulls Out
The Letter D Pulls Out LETTER D PULLS SPONSORSHIP FROM SESAME STREET Noted Consonant...