Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow?
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for...
Always By My Side
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several...
The Darwin Awards
|The long awaited 1999 Darwin “Natural Selection” Awards have been released! These awards are...
We’ve been robbed!
A farmer and his daughter were coming back from town with their money from...
Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
Valentine’s Cards
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
A horse walks into a bar…
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: “So, why the long face?”
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
Where are you callin’ from
|Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column...