Knights of Columbus and Shriners
What is the difference in a Knights of Columbus and a Shriner? Answer: A...
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?The white house’s pool table
As Long As A Cat’s Tail
Two men are in a bar are boasting about their prowess and one of...
Different sex outcomes
Different sex outcomesBrunette after sex: “Oh that was great! Love you… wanna marry?”Blonde after...
A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital…
A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital, legs spread wide, lets...
Locked Car
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their...
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent…
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s...
A great way to spend eternity
A couple were being given a guided tour of Pico da Bandeira, one of...
Problems remembering
|Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Dad Say
Well, how ’bout that?…I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for...