Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him…
The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him for an examination....
Recycling
A wife arriving home after a shopping trip, was horrified to find her husband...
Technical Night Before Christmas
Technical Night Before Christmas ‘Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VII
Creative Sighing for Effect. Sigh loudly when there aremany people around, giving the impression...
Testifying
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between...
Marriage Quotes 5
Love, you can’t start it like a car, you can’t stop it with a...
Paddy was an inveterate drunkard
|Paddy was an inveterate drunkard. The priest met him one day, and gave him...
How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse…
Q: How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher,...
Yo mama’s head so large
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts. Yo mama...