Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
Salami & the Talibuttheads
Q&A’s about Salami Bin Coward & the Talibuttheads:Q: Why does Salami Bin Coward carry...
Dog Named Mypenis
Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc?The next time you...
yo momma so stupid
yo momma so stupid that she asked you what kind of jeans you had...
Jonah and the Whale
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it...
Holiday Season Conduct…
Conduct During the Holiday Season…Running aluminum foil through a paper shredder at Kinko’s to...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
Top ten least popular self help books
10. “Lie Your Sweet Ass Off And Become A Millionaire” 9. “Choking Coaches For...
Shooting your computer
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Anagrammar!
George Bush: When you rearrange the letters: He Bugs GoreDormitory: When you rearrange the...