Little johnny at school 2
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him...
I’ll sue for injuries
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...
Help Me Ring the Bell
Walking down the street, a man passes a house and notices a little boy...
Kewl Cat Quips!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago,...
A ventriloquist was driving in the country…
A ventriloquist was driving in the country when he was attracted to alarge farm....
Match
You know you’re a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and...
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
Some Words of Wisdom
Some Words of Wisdom…The gene pool could use a little chlorine.Time is what keeps...
What is the loose skin around the pussy called?
What is the loose skin around the pussy called? -The woman.