50 Things to Do in a Mall
1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond. 2. Try...
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
Australian Kiss
Q. Do you know what an Australian kiss is?A. It’s like a French kiss,...
Whats the square root of 69?
Whats the square root of 69?ANSWER — EIGHT something
A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand…
A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand. Thedoctor...
12 Year Old Scotch
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The...
A corny blonde joke
Okay, so this blonde is driving by in his red sports car, and he...
What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
Q: What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a...
Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front…
Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front, husbands inback. Herb says to...
Think YOU are having a bad day? . . .
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