How does a man keep his youth?
Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and...
Escaping from a lion
Two guys in a jungle, come around a corner and meet a lion head-on...
Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
Lollihops!
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Well Done!
A man’s house is on fire. No help is in sight so he takes...
Stupid Insults 20/31
Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn’t go all the way...
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes...
Is that your horse?
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Play on words :)
Ghandi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and...
You might be a redneck if… christman
You’ve ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop.