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The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that…
The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that Yugoslavianair defenses had shot down a NATO...
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf…
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf.But he couldn’t, since it was...
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The common symptoms of swine flu
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Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?
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Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an...