Solution to the Y2K problem
|The government’s system administration team, working with computer manufacturers and experts in the computer...
New Name
So, I recently took a tour of the White House, and on the tour...
Homer Simpson Laugh-Lines!
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or...
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?He went out one...
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? – Quattro Sink-o
(Blank)-gasms!
Sex in a boat – oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd – dork-gasms. Sex at...
Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
There was a place crash in Poland
|A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in...
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you…
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you...
George W. Bush at a press conference
A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: “Many say the only...