7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
The new preacher.
A young preacher was contacted by the local funeral director to hold a grave...
Horoscope of Farts
Pick the day you were born on to see what kind of fart you...
Celibacy Test
Three young candidates for the priesthood are told by the Monsignor they have to...
The approach of winter
Dec. 8 5:00 p.m. – It’s starting to snow, the first of the season,...
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club…
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club. “Hey, baby, would you help...
Warning: Ignore the parrot!
On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VI
Appear to Work Late. Always leave the office late,especially when the boss is still...
College Physics
A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when...
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field…
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field when one of them...