Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...
Jose can you see!
A man named Jose went to America to see the Yankees vs. the Red...
An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote…
An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas...
Real news headlines 02
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Stud Tires Out...
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
One day a little boy over heard his parents…
One day a little boy over heard his parents in the bedrooom arguing,”You bitch,...
If god had wanted us to run around naked…
If god had wanted us to run around naked,we would have been born that...
The Feline Diet
|Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those...
Bras
Dad, can I ask you something?Sure! What about?You see, I’m already fourteen and…I think...