The story of the bats
|Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood....
An artist asked the gallery owner…
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his...
Universal Grade Change Form
____________________UniversityTo: Professor____________________ From: __________________I think my grade in your course, ___________________, should bechanged from...
Mom Before Date
Q: What did the blonde’s mom say to her before the blonde’s date?A: If...
CROSSING THE STREET
TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET. THEY SEE A FRIEND. WHICH ONE WAVES?NEITHER, THEY...
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
Just Ducky!
If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline...
Housewife
One day a man came home from work to find total chaos in the...
Real advertisements 02
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. For...