You Know You’re Too Stressed If…
You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up. The Sun is too loud....
What’s brown and crispy on the outside…
What’s brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside?...
Enter the Pearly Gates
|Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
Little johnny’s gift
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher....
Sign of drinking problem
Sign of drinking problem…You shout, “I’m not as think you drunk I am.”Sent by...
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
OJ’s Clock
A guy dies and goes to heaven. It’s a slow day for St. Peter,...
Polak and Mongoloid
Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polak with a Mongoloid?A:...
Would You Remarry?
Husband: Honey, if I died, would you get remarried? Wife: Well, I suppose so.Husband:...
Excited Preacher
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...