Disorder in Court
From a little book called “Disorder in the Court”. These are things that people...
Two Boll Weevils
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina.One went to Hollywood and became a...
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance…
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. Next morning the antwakes...
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?To get the quarter back!
An Hour Fast
A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a beautiful blonde....
Yo Momma is so fat…….
Your momma is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the...
Expensive Fishing Trip
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the...
Driver’s Test
Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver’s test?A: Because every time the...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
A croak and dagger agent!
|hat do you call a frog spy?A croak and dagger agent!