134 Redneck Warning Signs (Long Joke)
1. You’ve ever cut your grass and found a car.2. You own a home...
Looking Good
While her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses. “You know, honey,”...
Professor
This just in:A well known college professor has been arrested and accused of putting...
Is This Jimmy Hoffa
A very large, old, building was being torn down in Chicago to make room...
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
What is intelligence?
|Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to...
Bad drivers.
Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and...
Some explaining…
The newlyweds arrived at the front desk of the posh ocean-side resort in Hilton...
yo mama’s teeth
yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine...
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...