What do you call a dog…
What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel testicles?SPARKY!!!
Your’re a redneck if…
You’re a redneck if…-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass...
Is This Jimmy Hoffa
A very large, old, building was being torn down in Chicago to make room...
He goes up the wall!
|What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!
If, And, Butt!
If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper.And a jock strap is...
Buying drinks at a bar
|A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their...
A talking horse
A travelling salesman stopped alongside a field on a country road to rest a...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
Jesus has risen
Easter is approaching. Father O’Maley checks estimates for the flowerdecoration of the altar.The catholic...
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re…
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re in the same hotel, in...