10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait that long)2) Thou...
Caterpillar jokes
|What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?Turns over a new leaf!What is...
The 2 moose hunters…
These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success.Finally they came up with...
Doctors Daiquiri
A Doctor made it his regular habit to stop at a bar for a...
Cock A Doodly Doo!
This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So...
What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?
Q: What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?A:...
Fuck for a Duck
A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday...
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement?
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? Dyslexics Untie!
Relationships
RELATIONSHIPS:First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship — he...
A young married couple has difficulties conceiving a baby…
A young married couple has difficulties conceiving a baby, so after a while the...